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The Apple Non-Intercorse Contract

2007-11-14 23:44:52 by ProBo

There comes a time when large corporations, controlling the market above others, over price their items, and give the people less features and more fragile products. When these events take place, it is the right and duty of other company's, being of sound mind, to release cheaper and better products in order to cease the tyrannical domination of Apple Inc. I, the people, do hereby list my grievances:

Resolved, Apple Inc. puts products on the market that are over priced and not available to all citizens.

Resolved, said products, when compared with others by different companies, are relatively featureless, at most playing music, movies, and displaying pictures.

Resolved, that the iPod, a supposed mp3/4 player, in fact, does not play mp3's, but insted, a hideous format created by Apple.

Resolved, I dropped an iPod video from a high of five feet and it broke. (onto carpet)

Resolved, that dropped my Sansa from a height of almost 8 feet onto concrete, and it still worked fine.

I, the undersigned, hereby boycott all Apple iPod's, or other products by Apple which serve the same purpose as the iPod, including, but not limited to, the iPhone and the iTouch. If Apple shall ever come to its senses and stop thinking only about the money, the undersigned shall think about repealing this Non- Intercorse Act.


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2007-11-15 00:33:40


ProBo responds:

Why, thank you.


2007-11-15 04:40:47

I have dropped my iPod on several occasions and this has never happened. If it is less than one year old, it is still under warranty. You should take it to an Apple store and have it replaced.

ProBo responds:

Did you not read the contract?


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